text | un:thewrench

[in_theworks]

Hello? Hello, is this thing on?

Huh, cool.

Anyway, uh. Hi, I'm Wrench, and this newbie has two questions. One, is there anything the Wicked Witch of the West might not have shared that might be important? [he means Karsa] And two, what's to stop a guy from using this piazza thing to share a few dozen dick jokes with the entire city?

[he probably won't actually do that. maybe. maybe not. someone please talk him out of it]

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[in_theworks]

Oh, good. Evil factions.

[as much as the idea that there's more than one big threat doesn't thrill him, that might actually be good news. this won't be the first time he's turned on group of bad guys on another, or at least tried, and then sat back and watched the chaos]

But, so, were either of them in charge of the zombies I woke up to, when I got here?

[valeas]

That responsibility falls on the Bessis.
Alongside the Attaryl, they're the main sorcery schools in Taravast.
Many moons ago, it is said the two schools futilely sought to slaughter each other, before the Bessis gained the upper hand. These dead zombies, as you call them, were once members of the Attaryl.
The Bessis kept them for their own purposes.

[in_theworks]

Right, okay, that explains all the ...

[can you send a meme in a texting format that's not really texting? he doesn't know, but he's sure going to try and impress the mental image of the This is Fine meme on her. the Attaryl send him memories of fire because they burned to death at the hands of the Bessis is what he's taking from the information he's been presented with, so far]

[valeas]

You've a colorful way of expressing yourself, signore.

( has anyone ever told him that? )

[in_theworks]

Eh, it works for me.

Also, it's just Wrench.

[no honorifics, please. it's kind of horrifying to be sir, even in Italian or whatever]