[ video ] un: qishan

[silverneedles]

[ The video opens with Wen Qing, dressed in trousers and a ruffled white shirt, looking fairly annoyed. She holds up an orange. ] This is an orange. There are barrels of them in the hold. Eat them. You don't need to have one daily, but make sure you're eating one every few days.

[ She glances away, mouthing something to someone just out of video range, and then she looks back to the communication device, flipping it around. Standing there is a sailor, unwashed and grimy. He's holding up a tooth, still bloody, and grinning proudly. This isn't the first tooth he's lost; most of them are gone, and his gums are bloody. Wen Qing continues over the camera. ]

This gentleman is a fine example of what will happen should you forget to eat them. [ The "do not forget to eat them" is heavily implied. She flips the device back, still frowning. ]

As Miss Eda mentioned, the sailors seem afraid of women so none of them will listen to me about the oranges. Someone pass on the message to them.

[ video ] un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

[ The video shows Eda in her pirate garb, clearly amused about something. ]

So have you noticed that these pirates are afraid of women? [ She laughs and snorts. ] Some big, strong pirates they are.

[ As it happens, there is a pirate nearby! Eda turns toward him. ]

Boo!

[ The pirate, mostly irritated, grumbles and puts some distance between himself and Eda, who breaks out into laughter. ]

Ahhhh, I love that. Fear me, pirates, for I am Eda, the Harpy Woman!