Video - UN: peerless cucumber

[softheartedshizun]

[ Shen Qingqiu was glad in his 'event garb' and holding a fan that wasn't quite what he wanted, but beggars can't be choosers.

Still, despite everything being an aesthetic he wasn't that into, he managed to carry the aloof scholar image through it. Alas, it wasn't the best radical revolutionary impression he should be giving at the moment. But that was fine, this was for other concerns. ]

A quick question, before time goes by too much, is there anyone that... has a high amount of internal spiritual power, and... could theoretically push it through another? If you or anyone you know can do this, please respond.

[ He paused a moment as if another concern occurred to him. ]

A doctor or medical professional would also be appreciated.

No urgencies.

...

But more than a week will be an issue.

Comments

[softheartedshizun]

It hardly should concern you.

[ Though really it very much did concern him! In a way. ]

There is simply a bit of a slow down that needs to be rectified.

[wenderer]

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Deadpan: ]

Rectified? A "slow down"?

[softheartedshizun]

...

[ What? What did he say now!? ]

The flow of qi....

[wenderer]

Oh, oh, ohhhhh! I see, I see!

You want... someone... to.........

[ wait for it, waaaaaaiiiiit for it: ]

....dual cultivate with!

[softheartedshizun]

NO!

[ Fuck you! He is not looking for the cure! Do we need to go there? Do we need to go there right now!? ]

Are you purposefully being like this?

[wenderer]

[ Innocently: ]

Being like what?

[softheartedshizun]

[ What a difficult child! He couldn't help but sigh. ]

This master does not need to dual cultivate with anyone. This is part of the most common method of first aid!

[wenderer]

You're being so evasive and coy, naturally one will assume you're asking about springtime activities. I'd tell you where the red light district is, but you seem to desire a cultivator. Therefore, it's perfectly reasonable to conclude that you're asking about dual cultivation.

[ Prattling on, without cease: ]

If all you need is healing via spiritual energy, why wouldn't you just come right out and say so in the first place? No, no. It makes no sense.

[softheartedshizun]

Just because one is being private, does not mean one is of that sort of need.

[wenderer]

[ He scoffs quietly, before asking: ]

So, why do you need healing?

[ ...and then, recalling an earlier conversation: ]

Something happened out of your control?

[softheartedshizun]

This master may have a small issue with a bit of poison, but nothing that can't be dealt with easily.