audio | un: xianxian of yunmeng jiang

[weifinder]

Bear!? Bear! There was a bear in the bath!

( So comes this startled and startling shout, as elsewhere in camp, Wei Wuxian is (unfortunately) streaking past in damp, confused glory, a bear of arctic composure lumbering after him, soap bar still in mouth. Come back! He was just handing the soap over, he wanted to help! )

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done

[downswing]

( He won't send the world aflame, throw himself off a cliff then shame his body running from unanticipated ursine invaders, they said.







LOOK AT THIS, XIONGZHANG. AND THE COLD OF THE NIGHT SUGGESTS THAT'S NOT EVEN THE THICK OF THIS SITUATION. )

[weifinder]

I would have naked wrestled a bear when I was much, much younger!

( when he wasn't half a wreck okay he's only got speed to save him now, unless he's going to WHISTLE IT INTO SUBMISSION )