un: undaunted snake in lonely gardens

[descendency]

[ That sure is a soft, somewhat bored, deeply unimpressed voice coming in over the magical network. ]

Has anyone seen anything like a spray bottle being sold at the markets? Some kind of water receptacle connected to something that will spray water out when compressed. A perfume bottle would work. Anything that sprays water will do.

I'll pay for one to be brought to me. Thank you in advance.

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[darkeststars]

I certainly hope no one is drinking out of the refresher. Sounds deeply unsanitary.

[ Is he going to bother to actually explain to Mingyu? Gosh, why in the world would he do that? ]

Well, have you had any luck so far?

[descendency]

A bidet...?

I've bullied one idiot into drinking with me, offered a bath to a truly wayward soul, and caused two people concern over my disciplinary tactics. Time well spent to me.

[darkeststars]

A certain kind of deeply unrelated luck, I suppose. [ You can just almost hear the bone-dry tone of his voice even over text. And after he's squinted over the translation of that French word for a moment: ] A refresher is a facility for beings to hygenically dump out their wastes, yes. Suffice to say I took one look at the options here and did not bother to ask for one.

I haven't seen you at mending. Found something more entertaining to occupy yourself, I take it?

[descendency]

Do people not shit anymore in the future, or are you too delicate of a handmaiden to say poop?

You were so unimpressed with my efforts, I figured I'd try something I'm better suited for. It's been going... moderately well so far.

[handmaiden of unsheathed swords] voice posted:

[darkeststars]

[ There's a second's pause while he fiddles with the quartz. There you go, Mingyu, now you can hear his deeply unimpressed voice as it was meant to be experienced. ]

A refresher is an item to shit in, yes. Not every being in the galaxy produces shit or piss. Surely not on Canada either? I don't feel like listing out every variety of liquid, paste, gel, pellet, or mulch I've ever seen for you.

[ There you go, anyone who happens to be sitting near Mingyu for this delightful conversation. ]

And what are you trying, then? Something to bring in bribery funds, or just inviting beings in for debauchery?

[descendency]

Are you really going to argue the semantics of excrement, Archeval? Shit is shit. [ Ah, how he missed your voice though. ]

What's it to you how I'm making my living? Looking for lessons, perhaps...?

[darkeststars]

You're the one who insisted I was being so awfully remiss by just saying 'waste'.

And if this little group cannot share such basic information between ourselves, then we have no hope of ever staying organized enough to get out of here.