un: absterge | video
( Behold the beautiful view of one [1] Lan Wangji, blood-drenched in one of the dusty, downtrodden streets of Hatthevar, while rains weep down — clear, for a change. In the hand that isn't holding his pendant, his sword's drawn, bloodied. )
Slave masters know little of the man Matthias. ( A pause, then almost sheepish: ) When they yet speak. Their victims recall with difficulty. Shall search the waters for signs of his whereabouts.
( Small chance of it, but carrying on ) Beware wish makers. They tempt with that which is not theirs to give.

voice, so he's not perceived as he snarks | un: sect leader jiang
Actually, I'd argue it's one of his better ones.
[ yes this is all he has to contribute at this time. not jiang cheng once again romanticizing the only time in their lives he and lan wangji actually got on some. ]
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Been that long since you got one? What are our brothers up to? [ you know, the likely culprits of complimenting wangji. ]
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Perhaps ask your own.
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[ wangji only gets into this much trouble unchaperoned. ]
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Do you need a hand with any of your... business matters?
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Yunmeng takes such interest?
( Does Lotus Pier no longer specialise in sitting back and looking pretty? )
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Do you find me in the habit of asking these questions for my health??
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( Like approaching innocent brothers???? )
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And I've never seen you have a passing understanding of normalcy, so??
[ what's that got to do with the price of eggs, wangji? ]
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Are your clothes chafing you excessively in their drenched state?
[ because you're sounding pretty chafed, buddy. ]
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( That's right, your girlfriend. )
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He's better than a drowned rat.
[ Jiang Cheng is kinder than she is. ]
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I think his looks fall along a scale like anyone else's, and this, for him, is one of the better ones.
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Very generous of you, Sect Leader Jiang. Bloodied and wet can catch the eye.
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He's also vaguely less testy if he's had himself a recent good maiming. Makes him less destructive in the house.
[ like a dog getting regular walkies. ]
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Perhaps finding a less violent to channel that energy would be helpful. But, as long as he keeps the maiming to a minimum, we can't complain too much.