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[damnable]

So turns out even helping citizens being brutalized by the Hand assholes can get you locked up in the slammer for the night. I'm trying real hard not to turn into a three-headed dog-monster and break out of here, just gonna do my time until tomorrow morning, cause otherwise there's no way some innocents won't get caught in the crossfire. Maybe some of you might be up for distracting a gal?

See, there was this drinking game we'd play at the bar: What the fuck is up with that?

Gotta make some adjustments for a network, but just chime in on this post if you wanna play. Other people will ask you, What the fuck is up with ____insert-thing-here-about-you_______? and then you're supposed to answer honestly or drink if you don't want to answer it. Obviously you could still just lie, but then you're a coward. If you're not into drinking, you can think of some other way to punish yourself for not answering.

But for instance, you might ask me, "What the fuck is up with you being able to turn into a three-headed dog-monster?" Or you might ask a friend, "What the fuck is up with your hatred of chickens?" or "What the fuck is up with you being so tall?" Sky's the limit. One time a guy asked another guy, "What the fuck is up with you being so handsome?" and that kicked off a whirlwind romance for them.

Just a way to way to pass the time while we wait for people to be handled and for the beacon to be activated for those who actually want to head home, and you'll be saving the city from the wrath of me so, y'know, an easy way to be a hero.

(OOC: thread jacking wildly encouraged. feel free to plurk about your chars comments so their cr could potentially ask them stuff. go wild! drinking game lovingly borrowed from Critical Role. )

Comments

[damnable]

I have my moments.

That's real fucking rude of this place to inflict you with the worm part of it all though I can't say I ever found being a wife or husband appealing. But like is it trying to insinuate you want to marry a worm? Or is it saying you are a worm? Either way, it's insulting.

[wifedup]

Maybe it's foreshadowing? I was talking about reincarnation recently. Perhaps a worm is what I shall be.

The first one was worse. I was 'abwhorent' for a while. So I'm moving up in the world, presumably I'll be happily wed either way.

[damnable]

Oh, fuck, that pun is shitty. Just some shaming of whores from the network. Thanks, network.

But hey, least things are looking up. Is wedding even on the table for you, or is the network now predicting a very far away future with some unknown partner? Cause what if the partner's the worm? You're a worm's wife?

[wifedup]

Well, if it was intentional then it absolutely knows me well. Though I've turned over a new leaf! If I am to be wed I already have a husband in mind. He isn't a worm though.

[damnable]

I'm just gonna hope that a worm never enters the equation at all for ya. Maybe this network gets it 50% of the time - right about the wife but not about the worm. Still freaky how it gets in our heads at all.

Congratulations though. Are you in a relationship with this husband-to-be, hoping to take it to the next level?

[wifedup]

Yes.

( Are they? Maybe. They haven't talked about it. But Wen Kexing is sure he could easily bully Zhou Zishu into taking his bows if he tried hard enough. Either way, he's fulfilling the role of spouse already, it's just a matter of time. )

Though if there is to be a wedding I hope this place lets us go first, the silks in this place are lacking, I'd like to do it properly.