un: nah | text

[damnable]

So turns out even helping citizens being brutalized by the Hand assholes can get you locked up in the slammer for the night. I'm trying real hard not to turn into a three-headed dog-monster and break out of here, just gonna do my time until tomorrow morning, cause otherwise there's no way some innocents won't get caught in the crossfire. Maybe some of you might be up for distracting a gal?

See, there was this drinking game we'd play at the bar: What the fuck is up with that?

Gotta make some adjustments for a network, but just chime in on this post if you wanna play. Other people will ask you, What the fuck is up with ____insert-thing-here-about-you_______? and then you're supposed to answer honestly or drink if you don't want to answer it. Obviously you could still just lie, but then you're a coward. If you're not into drinking, you can think of some other way to punish yourself for not answering.

But for instance, you might ask me, "What the fuck is up with you being able to turn into a three-headed dog-monster?" Or you might ask a friend, "What the fuck is up with your hatred of chickens?" or "What the fuck is up with you being so tall?" Sky's the limit. One time a guy asked another guy, "What the fuck is up with you being so handsome?" and that kicked off a whirlwind romance for them.

Just a way to way to pass the time while we wait for people to be handled and for the beacon to be activated for those who actually want to head home, and you'll be saving the city from the wrath of me so, y'know, an easy way to be a hero.

(OOC: thread jacking wildly encouraged. feel free to plurk about your chars comments so their cr could potentially ask them stuff. go wild! drinking game lovingly borrowed from Critical Role. )

Comments

un: wei wuxian

[weifinder]

Please, everyone, also for my sake, let's keep the lovely Red well entertained?

( NO DOGS PLEASE thank you you're a wonderful audience hahaha... haha... ha... )

Okay, I'm, I'm going to ask, I'll going to regret asking but I'm going to ask, what is up with the three headed dog thing?

[damnable]

Lovely, huh? That's a real sweet thing to say about me that probably no one ever has.

As for your question, Hades, god of the dead and king of the Underworld, needed a new version of his guard dog for the realm that was catering specifically to teenagers. So he made me: part teen, part ancient, fire-breathing, three-headed dog. For whatever came up.

Now it's my turn to ask: What the fuck's up with your fear of dogs? Bad experiences?

private LMAO JUST. YEAH

[weifinder]

Why would... death holds it's dead in your world, and that's fascinating. You being used in such a way is horrifying.

Ahahaha hahahaha hahahahaha the competition on the streets when I was a small child were all the vicious, toothy kind. Little things like that!

un: absterge

[downswing]

Profanity requisite?




( Can he please............ PG-13 this............ )

[damnable]

Nope. The guys who started the game with me were a bunch of bikers so they tended toward saying fuck like I do, but the important part is asking. Not the profanity. Feel free to ask, "What in the fudge is going on with that?" or "What's up with that?"

[downswing]

Perhaps we refine the game after ensuring your release.

un: starburst

[valeas]

You have never sworn in your life, Lan Wangji? Not once?

[ She's curious, okay. ]

un: starburst

[downswing]

...once.

un: nami

[cartographie]

What the fuck is up with you being locked up? Need a hand?

[damnable]

If they don't let me out in the morning then yes. But the Hand's real overzealous about "civil disruption" at the moment. So long as I keep myself distracted, I should be able to get through the night and make sure everyone else survives the night too...

But for the game's sake: what the fuck's up with being able to give someone a hand who's locked up? You got jail-breaking skills? Cause I wanna hear about them. :)

[cartographie]

I've picked the locks in the jail already. They're annoying but not impossible. If you end up needing help, that is. Does that answer your question?

What the fuck is up with people in this group working for The Hand anyway? I just got here, but from what I've gathered they're pretty evil.

un: hide_and_seek

[makemeasong]

I'm gonna state a prison break.

[damnable]

That's just about the sweetest thing anyone's ever offered to do for me, sweetheart. But also, I really am trying to wait through the night. Maybe save the jailbreak for tomorrow if I'm not let out like they say I'm supposed to?

[makemeasong]

You're too good for this planet, I hope you know that.

Alright, Operation: Prison Break is on standby. This would be a worthy use of the flower petals.

[reparo]

Should they not let her go as they say they will, by tomorrow, I'll help.

un: worm wife / text

[wifedup]

Do they have alcohol in prison? Maybe I've been avoiding it for naught.

[damnable]

They do not, but I snuck a flask in with me, and they're a little too busy with all their heavy-handed dealing with minor issues to be good at frisking at the moment.

What the fuck is up with your username: worm wife? Did you choose that, or was it inflicted upon you as a curse by this damn magical network?

audio; un: man's greatest treasure

[reparo]

You're in prison for protecting people?!

[don't think she doesn't see you trying to get her to say fuck again]

This fucking city... [Red: 1, fucks: 0]

[damnable]

Hey, you said fucking city. Pretty proud that this post got the word fuck out of you.

I'm in jail because the aggressors were the people in charge, the army enforcing the stupid curfew. Cops suck, and that's apparently true across realms. Hardly the first time I've ended up in jail, but they said I should be out by morning. They sure as hell have bigger problems to worry about than me so long as I don't Cerberus on them, which I won't if I can keep myself distracted.

un: qishan

[silverneedles]

You have sparked my curiosity. What the fuck is up with you being so tall? And how tall are you?

[damnable]

Oh, my bad. I'm not tall at all. I'm actually the opposite. That was more an example of something someone could ask a friend who popped in here to play the game. I don't know if we have any freakishly tall people in the group though which is kind of why I went with that one...

I can be really tall when I'm in the three-headed-dog form? Like taller than a building. Even taller in the Underworld. But in my person form, I'm real short.

un: headless ragdoll

[matermali]

While noble, there is no need for you to remain there. Allow me to free you.

[damnable]

Hey, you can definitely join the rescue team in the morning, but I've been in way worse jails and I'm just sitting here for now. Don't need these assholes on any higher alert, y'know?

I can hook you up with a question instead, but I leave that up to you. It does really help to distract.

un: starburst

[valeas]

This may be needless, as I see you have plenty of offers already, but should you need aid —

[ Emilia is here. ]

[damnable]

I'd let you know. It'd be fun to have a whole army of powerful women showing up to save me tomorrow morning if they don't make good on their word.

You up for a question in the meantime? That does help.