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[damnable]

So turns out even helping citizens being brutalized by the Hand assholes can get you locked up in the slammer for the night. I'm trying real hard not to turn into a three-headed dog-monster and break out of here, just gonna do my time until tomorrow morning, cause otherwise there's no way some innocents won't get caught in the crossfire. Maybe some of you might be up for distracting a gal?

See, there was this drinking game we'd play at the bar: What the fuck is up with that?

Gotta make some adjustments for a network, but just chime in on this post if you wanna play. Other people will ask you, What the fuck is up with ____insert-thing-here-about-you_______? and then you're supposed to answer honestly or drink if you don't want to answer it. Obviously you could still just lie, but then you're a coward. If you're not into drinking, you can think of some other way to punish yourself for not answering.

But for instance, you might ask me, "What the fuck is up with you being able to turn into a three-headed dog-monster?" Or you might ask a friend, "What the fuck is up with your hatred of chickens?" or "What the fuck is up with you being so tall?" Sky's the limit. One time a guy asked another guy, "What the fuck is up with you being so handsome?" and that kicked off a whirlwind romance for them.

Just a way to way to pass the time while we wait for people to be handled and for the beacon to be activated for those who actually want to head home, and you'll be saving the city from the wrath of me so, y'know, an easy way to be a hero.

(OOC: thread jacking wildly encouraged. feel free to plurk about your chars comments so their cr could potentially ask them stuff. go wild! drinking game lovingly borrowed from Critical Role. )

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[damnable]

Nope. The guys who started the game with me were a bunch of bikers so they tended toward saying fuck like I do, but the important part is asking. Not the profanity. Feel free to ask, "What in the fudge is going on with that?" or "What's up with that?"

[downswing]

Perhaps we refine the game after ensuring your release.

[damnable]

Trying to wait on that until the morning so no more chaos is caused unnecessarily. If they don't let me out like they say, then yep, secure my release. For now, it really will help if people play the game and keep me from Cerberus-ing out.

What's up with the fancy, poetic way you talk? Always thought it was cool even when I was a teenager who didn't think much was cool.

[downswing]

I speak as all do.


( ...........does he, though. )


As you do.


( ...........does she, though. )


As Clara does.


( ...........give up. )

[damnable]

Uh.

That is patently not fuckin true.

I've never met anyone who talks like you, and I'm ancient as hell.

[downswing]

...how old?

[damnable]

Don't know. I was created for the Underworld, which is a place for dead spirits. Time doesn't exactly work the same way there as it does up top, but I spent 99% of my existence there.

How old are you?

[downswing]

...younger. I suspect, little elder.

[damnable]

Little..... elder........?

Don't know how I feel about that one, but I guess being an elder means I get some kind of respect or something.

[downswing]

Do you afford respect to elders?

[damnable]

I try to afford respect to everybody, cause it as a basic right unless they're an asshole. Obviously, asshole is a category that includes a lot.