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wen qing ([personal profile] silverneedles) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2023-09-06 08:14 pm

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[ Wen Qing appears, filming from one of the monk cells on Mount Nathadi. She looks stern and annoyed, with a ghostly monk in the background looking rather delighted. ]

I have been asked to provide cheer to the crowd, and when I inquired to the specifics, the monk provided me with a song to sing. [ She waves a piece of paper, scribbled on with lyrics. ] A-Ning, you are not allowed to listen to this.

[ She looks back at the monk, who gestures for her to hurry up, and turns back to the camera to launch into her song. Her voice is lovely, and she can carry a tune, but that's about the nicest thing anyone can say about her performance. ]

A rambling young sailor to Unkharil came down,
He’d been paid off his ship in old Yancai town....


[ She continues through the entire song, trying to maintain a neutral expression and mostly managing, although by the end her cheeks are red. The monk in the background looks delighted, occasionally sniggering and cackling, and provides rousing applause at the end.

As soon as she's done, Wen Qing bows to the camera and abruptly shuts it off. ]




A rambling young sailor to Unkharil came down,
He’d been paid off his ship in old Yancai town.
When they asked who he was, well, he answered them, “Right,
I do belong to a family called nine times a night.”

A buxom young widow who still wore her weeds,
Well, her husband had left her his money and deeds,
And resolved she was on her conjugal rights
To soften her sorrow with nine times a night.

So she sent for her serving girls Ann and Amelia
To keep a look out for this wonderful sailor.
And if ever by chance he appeared in their sight
They should bring her the glad tidings of nine times a night.

She was favoured by fortune the very next day,
These giggling girls saw him coming their way.
And upstairs they rushed full of amorous delight,
“ Oh, here comes that bold sailor with his nine times a night.”

Well, she danced out of bed and she pulled on her clothes
And down to the hall door like lightening she goes.
And she viewed him all over and gave him a smack
And the bargain was struck: no more sailing for Jack.

Well, the wedding was over, the bride tolled the bell,
Jack trimmed her sails five times and that pleased her well.
She vowed in her heart she was satisfied quite
Yet she still gives sly hints about nine times a night.

Says Jack, “My dear bride, you mistook me quite wrong,
I said to that family I did belong:
Nine times a night’s a bit hard for a man;
I couldn’t do it myself, but my sister she can.”

downswing: (wrist)

un: absterge

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
( Has................. he induced................ the wrong kind of appeasement. Is... he........... to blame.......... )
downswing: (react)

audio

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
( He will take responsibility.

Like a man.

Who is still battling his words.

That man. )
downswing: (十四)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
...how did a woman of learning come to this... song?
matermali: (106)

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[personal profile] matermali 2023-09-07 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ A laugh? Say it isn't so. ]

Brilliantly done.
lanclan: (04)

un, average sighren: audio

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Nine ... ? Oh.
downswing: (...i see)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...no.

( Not a challenge. )
lanclan: (65)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Nine.

[ Surely that's not possible.

In agreement to what he thinks Wangji means: ]
No.
downswing: (...why so dumb tho)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...no.

[ 'Ludicrous.' ]
lanclan: (42)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Impractical.
downswing: (desdemona)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Tedious.


( Definitely why men do not. Nine times. )
weifinder: (ask | forces of gravity taking me)

un: yiling laozu

[personal profile] weifinder 2023-09-07 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
( here he is absolutely laughing, there are tears in his eyes, he's been laughing that hard, and now he's waving a hand at the screen, he is, he really is: )

Wen Qing, such a lovely voice! Such a monk with soaked sleeves! What an under performing Jack, he could certainly attend as wished with some clever thought.

Let me play accompaniment next time!

( he's trying not to start laughing again, but this? this certainly is teasing, and this is just such a wonderfully ridiculous moment that he's been blessed to witness coming from the sister of his soul.

because really.

that song is hilarious!
)
lanclan: (49)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Very much so ... for both?

[ It comes out like a question, why does it do that. ]
downswing: (interim)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Assuredly.
lanclan: (88)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THOUGHTFUL SILENCE as he doesn't hang up, lost in contemplation. And then, ]

But not impossible, if requested.
downswing: (十四)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...no?
lanclan: (34)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We are cultivators of Cloud Recesses.
downswing: (wrist)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Unnecessary.
lanclan: (18)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Dependant upon ... requests, being obliging.
downswing: (when i was just a little girl)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Shameless.


( Withdraw, demon. )
lanclan: (122)

[personal profile] lanclan 2023-09-07 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Be generous to others.

[ HAHA. ]
downswing: (confiscate)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-09-07 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Diligence is the root.




( His soul is expiring. )
wifedup: (xxi.)

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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-09-07 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
( Oh, and he'd been so bored up until right now. Truly, if there were a heterosexual bone in his body, Wen Qing might have inspired him - even so a pretty face, a bawdy song, what's not to like?. )

A truly persuading piece, my lady. I certainly feel cheered.
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un: life's a drip

[personal profile] fiercechains 2023-09-08 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... Of course, if his sister says he's not meant to hear something then he'll try hard not to listen. ]

I will do my best not to listen, jiejie.

[ That doesn't mean that he won't accidentally hear it anyway, no matter how hard he tries to ignore it. ]

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