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Instructions to appease the dead were requested. For monks.

Do not greet them bloodied. Treat them as elders. Children. Capable of base emotion: fear, wrath, lust, fierce love.

Spare kindness. Respect. Sandalwood and joss sticks. Patience.

Forgive their pettiness. Their cruelty.

Allow them dignity. Listen, then perform their required appeasement.

Should this fail: binding. Execution.

( ooc: this has been Exorcism 101 ~~and the only topic on which Lan Wangji will speak at length~~, Spider-walk taught during your next class. )

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if one of them makes me lug around large statues again i'm jumping straight to execution

Edited 2023-09-04 19:07 (UTC)

( What did we just say, we just said. )

If you feel the ghost of a beard, let me know.

Edited 2023-09-04 19:08 (UTC)

( Maybe owls can't read. )

Attempt again.

i think i made my position clear

( Why, you need to be 'just martial brothers' times two again, bro???? )

None sighted.

Once more.

[ TEEHEE. ]

Very well-spoken instructions, Wangji.

You disapprove.

I sincerely do not, they were very comprehensive.

...yet?

It was pleasantly reminiscent of shufu.

How do you treat them as both elders and children?

Binding with what?

did the ghost possess you or why are you sounding like a broken record?

Sensitivities of elders. Appetites of children.

Perhaps first learn appeasement.

I encourage growth.

( GROW, EDA, GROW. )

...ah.

Less helpful than you'd think.

My daughter would eat only ice cream if she could.

Have you witnessed any of our own being unkind toward them?

[ Does someone in the group need a spanking? ]

Not happy to hear that?

Born of mere ignorance. Impatience.

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