There are wedding swords, an axe would be far more practical.

( For the wood and all. Or it might be a statement on his feelings about solidified commitment )

Knew a courtesan once who could dislocate near any limb, and pop them back in again. Remarkable woman. She told the most fascinating stor—

( the lid slaps shut. )

...ies.

( he sighs, and resumes attempting to brace himself enough to change position and put pressure up.

... by the time he manages it, Jimmy likely will be back on trying to open the chest. which may now unhelpfully pull open much more easily than it had prior, with a very naked, bound man half curled into an awkward rise with it. )

I'd like to register several complaints about this not as fun as it could be naked evening, will anyone take them, do you think?