video; un: peekaboo

[descendency]

[ the video feed flicks on to a young man's grim, steel-eyed gaze. he strikes as a man who might be more attractive were he not so severe and dour, a natural softness to his features that does not take easily to his fury. rosy lips pulled taut in displeasure, he stares out as though scrutinizing an audience he has not yet gathered, who yet remains unseen. ]

It's Gabriel.

[ he states his own name with distaste, as though he would rather be doing anything but giving his name to these circumstances and that much is the plain truth of the matter. ]

I require the statuses of Beitang Moran [ insufferable know it all ], Wei Wuxian [ insufferable busybody ], and Five [ insufferable ].

As for the rest of you, would someone like to kindly tell me where the fuck we are and what the hell we're doing here?

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[scrapgege]

....... is there any reason why I should not be ??

[descendency]

I would have thought they'd have left you somewhere for bankrupting them or trying to feed them by now.

Still causing problems, Xie Lian?

[scrapgege]

I try not to. Besides there's a been a lot of fighting lately and I'm good at that.

[descendency]

I suppose that is the one time one would welcome a walking calamity.

Glad you've given up making food. Stay out of trouble. We've all got enough misfortune to go around.

[scrapgege]

I'm not a Calamity, you know? That's a ghost rank, I'm not a ghost.

[He almost was, but details.]

I mean, I still have o make food. I just make it for myself only.

[descendency]

Then they should re-define what makes a calamity where you come from. Where I come from, insurance policies would refuse to cover damages caused by you.

Stop cooking and let someone else do it for you, you're ruining perfectly good ingredients.

[scrapgege]

I don't want to impose on people and I can feed myself just fine.