I would definitely be up for a tour, especially with your lovely, chipper self as a guide just to hear your enlightening commentary.

[ It's a light tease. He's definitely not a clock or gear expert, so he's not sure how much use he'd be. ]

Suppose you're correct, and it does work on a clock... do we have any inkling of an idea what this clock does? I don't think we need another magical artifact situation on our hands.