I must tell you not to murder innocents in their sleep, when they are defenceless and unable to so much as communicate, let alone incite your ire. Shall I also tell you to breathe through your noses? As I am hereby obliged to instruct the obvious and the plain.

No, sir. You will not put this at my feet. You did what you did and nothing will excuse it.

But we are not friends, only collaborators. My regard means nothing to you. All I have asked now, having murdered is to honourably dispose of the bodies in a way that would not besmirch the living.

Do I demand too much?