I don't. If I were in your place, I too might want to try to use a bunch of strangers I have no particular attachment to to do some of the work I need done, including the dirty one.

But that comes with its own risk. We don't know this world well, but you do not know us well either. These little demonstrations of yours would probably be more effective without all the riddles.

[But in essence.... you kind of did make that bed, sir, and you do get to lie in it.]

Besides, we do have a few kind people in our group. Kind people can make some... very puzzling decisions, at times, precisely because they are kind and wish not for others to suffer.