[Slick's got no idea what a Kansas is. A place? A people? A swear word? He'll roll with it, though.]

Kamino, technically. [He wouldn't go so far as to call it home.] This place is completely insane, but I can confirm, the magic stuff's real. I've picked up a couple bits of it from one of our crew here. [Which was honestly the biggest deal about this planet, and another reason to get back home. Force stuff wasn't just for the Jedi after all. They'd lied about that.

But heading back was going to have to wait, apparently. And it sounded like John here didn't know about that whole disaster either. Seriously, did no one bother to give the newbies anything? This is getting tiring. Not the kid's fault, but still.] We've got confirmation local tech can provide a viable way off-world too, but the first window we got was too brief. Only a few people made it away before we lost power. We're relocating to give it another shot.