text | un:thewrench

[in_theworks]

Hello? Hello, is this thing on?

Huh, cool.

Anyway, uh. Hi, I'm Wrench, and this newbie has two questions. One, is there anything the Wicked Witch of the West might not have shared that might be important? [he means Karsa] And two, what's to stop a guy from using this piazza thing to share a few dozen dick jokes with the entire city?

[he probably won't actually do that. maybe. maybe not. someone please talk him out of it]

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[rumorate]

I will. Or he might introduce himself, Klaus tends to make an entrance.

[in_theworks]

Come at me, bro.

[he's here for it. he'd like to know what 'an entrance' entails]

[rumorate]

[He would have found out, but sadly Klaus is gone now. But trust it would have been special.]

He had his own cult for a while.

[in_theworks]

What kinda cult?

[a cult might be cool, if it's not, like, The Church of the New Dawn]

[rumorate]

Sixties, free love, hippy dippy kind of vibe? But pretty much all of the scripture was from late nineties, early two-thousands pop music.

[Does that make sense? It probably doesn't make sense but it seems right up Wrench's alley.]

[in_theworks]

[it makes sense in theory, but]

How's that work?

[how did people not realize the scripture was just Savage Garden or whoever?]

[rumorate]

We're from 2019. And then he got time traveled back to 1960 and used his pop culture knowledge to his advantage.

[in_theworks]

Okay, that TOTALLY makes more sense.

[no, really! it does!]

Everybody's Free would make a great basis for cult rhetoric.

Wait.

Did they even have sunscreen in the 60s?

[rumorate]

They did. Sunscreen was invented in 1938.

[Also she would know, she was there.]

[in_theworks]

...

... did it have lead in it?

I feel like it probably had lead in it.

[rumorate]

No? Sunscreen has never had lead in it.

[in_theworks]

I'm stupidly surprised. Like EVERYTHING had lead in it, back in 19-asdflkjhg.

[rumorate]

I guess they found out zinc was the better metal first.

[in_theworks]

Unless you're a fish.

Or maybe a merperson.

I wonder how that would work.

Do we have any merpeople here?

[rumorate]

I've heard some rumors? But I've never seen them in person.

[in_theworks]

Forget the dick jokes.

BRB going to go find mermaids.

[rumorate]

If you find them, let me know. I'd love to meet them myself.

[in_theworks]

You'll be the first person I tell.