text | un:thewrench

[in_theworks]

Hello? Hello, is this thing on?

Huh, cool.

Anyway, uh. Hi, I'm Wrench, and this newbie has two questions. One, is there anything the Wicked Witch of the West might not have shared that might be important? [he means Karsa] And two, what's to stop a guy from using this piazza thing to share a few dozen dick jokes with the entire city?

[he probably won't actually do that. maybe. maybe not. someone please talk him out of it]

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[gladiokinesis]

colorful name you've got there. i'm just diego

(formerly number two. he thinks he likes diego better.)

[in_theworks]

Hey, thanks.

My mom was a bitch

I mean creative.

[spoiler: his real name is not wrench and his mother actually was a bitch, but anyway]

ANYWAY!

Nice to meet you just diego.

[gladiokinesis]

lots of parents suck. my dad literally called us by numbers

Their actual names had felt more like a formality than anything else, growing up.

good to meet you too.

[in_theworks]

...

Yeah, see, I'm torn between being kind of horrified and thinking that that might have been a step up, for me.

[his real first name is Reginald Blechman. being a number rather than being sidled with that would have been a big improvement, believe him. he's also not about to go around giving that name out, though. at this point, even his best friend doesn't know him as anything more than Wrench]

[gladiokinesis]

that makes me afraid to ask

(given reginald was diego's father's name, and diego hates his father, he would agree, reginald is an awful, terrible, no good namel.)

[in_theworks]

Lemme just say that I'm pretty sure my parents sat down, asked themselves what they should name their child so he didn't get the shit kicked out of him at school, and then went with the opposite of that.

[gladiokinesis]

sorry. that shit sucks. i think our names were mostly formalities, but at least they aren't bad