audio | un: wei laozu

[weifinder]

Hey, hey, a little bird told me—truly little, only about the size of a bear or two—there are all these little bits of letters raining down with the rest of destruction, so help me figure something out:

Friends, fellow not-of-this-worlders, what did the loving letter bits you pick up say?

Comments

[weifinder]

Ah, are we? I'll... keep that in mind.

[downswing]

You will have your letters.



( He will pick them up in sheer disgust with his two hands. )

[weifinder]

For all of a moment I thought you meant you'd write such letters, hahaha!

Lan Zhan, it's fine, I'll keep speaking with the rest. You can just shove me in the waters later, ah?

[downswing]

You have not earned attendance.

[weifinder]

Is that really attending though?

[downswing]

( Attended murder. )


You bring complaint?

[weifinder]

Being shoved in water is usually either playful or mildly frustrated attempt in Yunmeng, ah?

[downswing]

All of Yunmeng is frustration.

[weifinder]

All of Gusu felt such at one time. Not so now, but ah, you're saying you wouldn't enjoy shoving me into water?

[downswing]

What of it?

[weifinder]

Very mature of you!

[downswing]

Wei Ying would not enjoy the same, if he were able?

[weifinder]

Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan! If we were in a mood for jesting I would be amused to shove or be shoved in water, I enjoy swimming, generally speaking.

[downswing]

Forewarn so I may feign the fall.

[weifinder]

I'll whisper exaggeratedly to you first, that you may comply with my whimsy, thank you! Oh kind and grateful bearer of the light!

[downswing]

How else would Wei Ying's blows land but by concession?

[weifinder]

Landing isn't the problem, ah? It's being felt!

[downswing]

Mmmmmm. Wei Ying is weak and frail.



( Rile, you Yunmeng bastard, rile. )

[weifinder]

Keep talking like that, I'll swoon. Swoon! Right into your exceedingly strong Lan arms.

( wrong way to make him rile, Lan Zhan, you know this )

[downswing]

Learn challenge.

[weifinder]

Yes, you are. Your teasing is improving, Lan Zhan!

[downswing]

Insufficiently.

[weifinder]

I do call myself half a wreck, you know, and your timing with ensuring my skull doesn't crack against ground is admirable! I appreciate the lessening of headaches!

[downswing]

It will not crack, dipped in water.



( 'Dipped.' )

[weifinder]

Maybe if hitting the side of the barrel?